http://www.simblaster.com/servlet/StoreFront
There is a link to a $40 sim and cable.
I learned to fly with FMS and a homemade cable and a Blade CP.[]
It is not the best or easiest way,but it is cheap.
But thinking that it can be done is funny.
When you are ready to do it right, come back and see me.
Bring $700.