"Farm Tower, Alpha One ready for departure"

"Alpha One, proceed to Rwy 36R and hold"

"Alpha one, at 36R"

"Alpha one, Barometer 30.06, winds 0 at 36 say intentions"

"Farm Tower, Alpha one, three left hand circuits in the pattern, then full stop."

"Alpha One, Farm Tower, approved, clear for take-off, no traffic in the pattern."

Alpha One approved, rolling"

    (what seems like 20 lifetimes pass)

"Farm Tower, Alpha One, left downwind for 36R, full stop"

"er, Alpha One, it looks like you are lined up for 36L"

"Tower, I just want to get this down"

"Alpha One, any runway approved"

Tower, Dammit, I didn't say a runway!!!"

"Alpha One, say status...."

"Alpha One, Farm Tower....."

"Tower, Alpha One"

"Say status..."

"A busted prop and some dirt in the carb....   No other damage...  No breaks scuffs... nuthin"  "I can walk to the runway from here"

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