Before buddy boxes where available:


Instructor: You ok?
Trainee: Yeah, I got it
Instructor: You sure?
Trainee:Yeah, I got it
Instructor: Gimmee the box
Trainee: I got it
Instructor tugs on transmitter
Trainee won't give up transmitter and insists "I got it"
Plane hits ground and trainee says "now I really got it .........in pieces"

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Two fliers show up with the same ARF......both take off and are doing the pattern and the Older of the two comments on well his plane is flying. The younger guy says, funny, your plane crashed 5 minutes ago!!


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