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Old 05-05-2014 | 01:46 PM
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Probably indicates a negative flyability situation
Old 05-14-2014 | 10:00 PM
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Fly it like it was stollen.

Lower lower lower lower

. ill help pick up the bits , ill get the shopping trolley .

subtrestral manovers suck

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Old 05-15-2014 | 05:55 AM
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Don't worry about crashing it, I have the black bag and the shovel already!
Old 05-15-2014 | 02:34 PM
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try sending an invoice for a kit sold
what a freaking joke

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Old 05-26-2014 | 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted by OldFart1
"Remember - when flying inverted - "Down" is "Up", and "Up" is VERY EXPENSIVE"
experienced this first hand...lol
Old 07-28-2014 | 08:58 PM
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Never fly 1 mistake too low
Old 10-14-2020 | 03:27 PM
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famous last words: Hold my beer, watch this.
Drive fast, turn left
even a stopped clock is right twice a day

Old 10-15-2020 | 04:59 AM
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Did I do thos one already?

"Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from Bad Judgement" That was either Mark Twain or Will Rogers.

or this one...

An expert is someone who's been doing it for 15 minutes longer than you have....

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Old 10-15-2020 | 12:15 PM
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My airplane came unbuilt. It's over there, and over there, and down here, up there...
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Old 11-02-2020 | 10:17 AM
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Honey, the brown Unlimited Plane Supply truck just pulled up......
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Old 11-24-2020 | 02:21 AM
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:eek:
Old 11-24-2020 | 06:35 AM
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an expert is someone that learns more and more about less and less, until they know everything there is to know about nothing..

Old 11-24-2020 | 06:42 AM
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To paraphrase Henny Youngman: Take my ARF....Please!

And a classic from the big guy himself: I am offended by political jokes, too often they get elected.


I'm here all week.....
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Old 05-23-2021 | 03:22 PM
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There are only two kind of rc flyers who never crash :

1) those who don,t fly

2) liars

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Old 08-12-2021 | 06:18 AM
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"pay per plane flying school", gonna make these into club shirts some day..
Old 08-12-2021 | 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted by superocket
There are only two kind of rc flyers who never crash :

1) those who don,t fly

2) liars
Wrong! I'm the third type, I can trash a plane without flying and crashing it!
Old 08-12-2021 | 03:31 PM
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An overdraft notice is a letter from the bank telling you they want more of something they already know you don't have any of.

Or this one from Jimmy Stewart:
"You know you're getting older when you bend over to tie your shoes, and... well, you decide to stay down there a while."
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Old 08-13-2021 | 12:54 PM
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I got my new real ID driver's licence in the mail today, I won't say the picture is bad but it scared the @#$% when I first saw it!
Old 03-23-2022 | 07:47 AM
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Did you hear, Biden is in the hospital?

He is having trouble Putin
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Did you hear about the Russian mathematician who was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil.
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Sounds like a pretty crappy problem!
Old 03-31-2022 | 04:47 AM
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Originally Posted by topspin
Did you hear about the Russian mathematician who was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil.
Old 03-31-2022 | 07:14 AM
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Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Old 04-04-2022 | 07:29 AM
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My test results came back, the doctor says I test positive for bacon grease!

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.
Old 06-08-2022 | 10:51 AM
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When life gives you lemons... just say f*** the lemons and bail....

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