Everyone... Thanks for sharing your experiences. The "time away" ranges 0 to 23 years off. Just as I suspected.
I've been resisting the push towards electrics. But I think now makes the most sense to get a small electric foamie. This is my foreseeable future, at least until I move into a house. Then we'll see what happens.
This summer, when it's my day to take care of the baby, guess where we'll be hanging out... at the field. My wife says we need to get him/her baby sunglasses.