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Whenever I crash the tail is the only thing left. So I just left the tail off of this one.

Hey Guys, I think we need to mow the runway!

Forget rudder taps, I go for the ailerons...

How to convert your Extra 330S into a REALLY expencive elevon winger. Step 1.

How Grow your own Extra

First bury a small piece of balsa. Keep watering it you should get this....

Someone needs to clean their simulators pond.

I love the realistic graphics

pilot --"Tower it appeard the runway patch is not quite set yet."

Since the old one was from back halfway 2004, time for a new one, yes?

Caption this!

Whats this guy saying? Whats going on? You tell us.

ha HA! Only just saw your post there, its probably "Ok mister, seen as you havn't got us a portaloo, I'm gonna just crap right here! [:'(]

I'll have a go.

"After unloading this buttload of planes behind me, I discovered I left my TX at home!! FNJARRRRR!!!!!"
"Honey, am I turning green yet? *No dear, but theres a crack in your pants* ..haha, very funny, woman.."
"Hi newcomer, Im the club owner, DONT MESS WITH US! ... and welcome or something"
"Yeah I parked my chevvy on your 1:3 Edge 550.. Wanna make summin of it??"

Meh, others try, I suck at this.

Can't......... stop............................. laghing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif]!

So this guy say's to me" I don't have your glow starter,what do you want me to do sh*t one?"

As soon as I turn green I am going to kick your a**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Put a lump of coal in my a** and in two weeks you'll have a diamond.


David

The two in the background showed a sign of concern as his head swelled to the size of a boulder...

he swallowed a glowplug and its about to come out.

Poor guy, he also swallowed a glow starter. It puts a whole new meaning to the words: "My ass is hot!". [:@]

"Who kicked over my last can of fuel???!?"
"Combat Flying?? BRING IT!!"
"I need TP, NOW!!"

Is it just me or is there a little wet patch on his shorts?

Heh, kinda, but I think its the shadow of his left hand though.

Heres another one:
"The Twin Engine plane behind me was a doozy to get out, but for the big finale, here comes a scale 1:3 Ultimate! *HNGGGGGGGG*"

"I'll bet you $500 dollars you can't get that wing all the way up you"... No more needs to be said.

"Unknown white male, of indeterminate age, in a poor attempt to impress the ladies at the local flying field, succeeded in growing a third, although stubby arm from the top of his head".

He said:- "watch this ladies, just you wait. No, not down there, up top. Now look! Come and get it"

I just checked again, there is a shadow for the left and right hand quite clearly but there is also a dark patch in the middle.

Hell im not even sure im allowed to say it. Its the shadow of his happysack. [&:]

In an effort to attract some fans from a demographic known to part with untold fortunes (at least "untold" to the Mrs.) in pursuit of fun, Vince McMann of the world famous wrestling organization WWE announces their new spinoff show...
WWE SHOOTDOWN!
Every sunday, the star of the show... Jimmy "Torque Roll" Jones shows up unannounced at a random flying field with his trusty synthesized Tx and proceeds to shoot down as many planes as he can, promptly retrieving them and piling them up behind him (see photo)... then things heat up as the shocked pilots attempt to retrieve their planes... they gotta get by "Torque Roll" first!

let's get ready to rummmmmmble!