Hi all,

Im not sure this has been done allready, but its a couple giggles guaranteed.

Youre addicted to RC, when..




[ul][*] You read nothing but TX and models manuals on the can.[*] You have converted a mobile home to have room for all your planes, with just space enough to sleep.[*] Your RC ensurance costs more then your cars.[*] You have something RC in a radius of 5ft from you, at all times.[*] Your wife brags about you having sertain amazing thumb techniques.[*] Youve heard "Hey, that looks just like the plane I tossed in the bin after crashing last week" more then once, at your club field.
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............You wear Powermaster as after shave.

............A full scale passes overhead and you move your thumbs to match his movements.

............You switch from porn to RCU on your computer.

............Your vehicle purchases are based on plane hauling ability.(damn I really wanted that Lightning)


David

-when you go to the petrol station, you ask where the glow fuel pump is

-if you plan to go outside for any reason, and it's windy, you go back inside again and find out when it's due to be calm next

-you try to remove the spark plug from your car with a glow-plug wrench

-when the power steering goes, you tell the people at the car garage to change the servo

If you worked feverishly in all your free time, it would take three years to clear up you backlog of kits.

There are pictures of your models in your office but none of your wife.

You host a fun fly when it's so cold that one of the events is starting your engine.

You accept a crash as an opportunity to start that great new kit.

You think the perfect weekend is defined by having a good day at the flying field followed by a frisky evening with the Mrs.....but you'd settle for a good day at the field.

when you put a pitts muffler on your weedwacker.......

Everytime you pass a garage sale, you look for wings.

You start a RCWingbag company because you get so mad at the company you ordered from and haven't recieved the wingbags you ordered 2 1/2 months before.....
That's a sick puppy, folks!

Now I'm busier than a one legged man in a arse kickin' contest....(Thanks RCU!)

from my other post

If you spend more money at the LHS in one hour than you make in a month..

If you use smoke oil in your lawnmower....[8D]

You keep your old van just to transport planes in.

Every piece of material you hold in your hands, you wonder if it would make a good plane.

You start a ministry, and the focus is RC planes.
I am a k00k.

When Station Wagons and Caravans start looking good to you...

When you look at the history in your browser and the only site listed is RCU.

When you are 18 years old and was seriously considering buying a car advertised as “great for the busy soccer mom� just so you could haul all your planes to the field… but then you realized you have no money left because you spent it all on the planes.

FOAM HOUND!

When you go to Home Depot and the PVC pipe and fittings section gives you ideas for new wing racks instead of plumbing projects.

[ul][*] Your yard has funny looking putholes all over the place, yet theres no mole near your yard for miles.[*] The smooth tarmac biketrail at your local park has funny airport markings sprayed on it.[*] People at the park start asking "What kept you so long??".[*] Your car has a skibox on its roof, yet you NEVER go skieing.[*] You have a "special room" for your planes.[*] You have a gallon drum of adhesive in your shed.[*] You have atleast 3 different heating irons.[*] Your neck shows a white strip, that is the same width as your TX strap.[*] You take a lawnmower with you, to the park.
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when your willing to drive 90 miles to the lhs to get a 5$ part just because it's the perfect day to play.

Your house has had any construction to hold your RC stuff.
(Double seilings in your bedroom/garage to park your planes onto, or added isolation material to your toolshed to keep your wings from warping in the winter.)

...Your TX has more buttons then your TV remote.
...The noice of all your planes running at idle, equals that of a boeing 747.

check it out, i got it from my flying clubs website...

[link=http://volkan-dil.co.uk/rc_humor.pdf]CLICK HERE FOR PDF DOCUMENT[/link]

When you go out of town on vacation, and as soon as you get to the motel, you open the yellow pages to "Hobby Shops"

When your Master Card statement reflects all of the charges to a single store

When you put the cheapest gas possible in your $30,000 car, but you insist on at least 15% nitro for your OS 46.

When the address book in Outlook Express is almost all RC buddies!

You sleep better with her nearby...

You hide all your reciepts.

you post on this thread when theres at least 4 more with the same topic

your addicted to rc when your wife/girlfriend asks for perfume and you give them CA accelerator

you call from the field and wish your wife a happy anniversary.
you go into full blown withdrawl during the winter.
you forget the milk but remember the cya.
you buy kids shampoo and keep the cute little figure on the cap and throw the shampoo away.