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Old 08-16-2007, 12:16 PM
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Sorry I kinda' read through all 5 pages before I posted

Wanted to make sure I didn't say anything that had already been said
Old 08-16-2007, 12:19 PM
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In a contest, four fruits (an apple, a banana, an orange, and a pear) have been placed in four closed boxes (one fruit per box). People may guess which fruit is in which box. 123 people participate in the contest. When the boxes are opened, it turns out that 43 people have guessed none of the fruits correctly, 39 people have guessed one fruit correctly, and 31 people have guessed two fruits correctly. The Question: How many people have guessed three fruits correctly, and how many people have guessed four fruits correctly?




































It is not possible to guess only three fruits correctly: the fourth fruit is then correct too! So nobody has guessed three fruits correctly and 123-43-39-31 = 10 people have guessed four fruits correctly.
Old 08-16-2007, 01:26 PM
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of S*** i forgot i posted it here before
Old 08-16-2007, 03:37 PM
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In reply to Isaiah 40:31, I believe every word you quoted, I know the chicken did come before the egg, but I wonder what answer Aquilla223 is looking for.
Old 08-16-2007, 05:28 PM
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Egg came from Walmart and Chicken came from Egg [&:]

'nuf said
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how many months have 28 days?
Old 08-16-2007, 11:20 PM
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The statement below is false.

The statement above is true.

Which statment is correct?
Old 08-16-2007, 11:23 PM
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Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Old 08-16-2007, 11:24 PM
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Old 08-16-2007, 11:59 PM
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ORIGINAL: jatoracing33

how many months have 28 days?
All of them.
Old 08-17-2007, 12:00 AM
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Dinosaurs laid eggs long before chickens existed. I never said it was a chicken egg.
Old 08-17-2007, 12:35 AM
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oh I thought it was the cock that came first and then... never mind.

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Old 08-17-2007, 02:58 PM
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Once in a restaurant I ordered a chicken and an egg - just to see which would come first

Actually, the answer to this age-old question is simple - the Egg came first.

After all, a chicken had to come from an egg, but the egg didn't have to come from a chicken (It came from an ancester of the chicken)
Old 08-29-2007, 10:24 AM
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This is an old one that I had re-written for my son's cub scout den a few years ago. It was originally about a hotel room.

Three Cub Scouts are going camping. A campsite costs $30. Each scout pays the Park Ranger $10 and goes to set up camp.

The Park Ranger realizes that the scouts overpayed. A campsite only costs $25. He takes five $1 bills out of the box and heads to the campsite.

On the way, the Ranger realizes that three scouts can’t split $5 evenly, so he sticks $2 in his pocket.

The Ranger gives each scout back $1 and heads back to his station.

Now each scout has paid $9 for the campsite.

3 Scouts x $9 = $27

If you add the $2 that the Ranger stole, $27 + $2 = $29




WHERE DID THE OTHER DOLLAR GO?
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Simple

3 Scouts x $9 = $27

If you add the $2 that the Ranger stole, $27 + $2 = $29

But if you SUBTRACT the $2 that the Ranger stole, $27 - $2 = the $25 they paid
Old 08-29-2007, 10:29 AM
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A couple more....



Do they have 4th of July in England?



If you enter a room with a wood stove, an oil lamp, and a candle, and you only have one match, which one do you light first?



You live in a square house, with a window in each wall. No matter which window you look out, you are looking north. Where do you live?
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1) Yes, they just don't celebrate it like we do in the States

2) the match

3) The South Pole
Old 08-29-2007, 10:32 AM
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You are way smarter than the average cub scout!
Old 08-29-2007, 10:34 AM
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I should hope so
Old 09-05-2007, 11:36 AM
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So, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could drink beer?
Old 09-05-2007, 09:49 PM
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IDK if this has been posted. i read almost all of the posts and didnt see it. so here goes.

an italian man was found dead in a telephone booth. the phone was hanging off the hook. he was not murdered and did not commit suicide. his wrists were slit
how did he die?
Old 09-06-2007, 12:37 AM
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Loss of blood?

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Old 09-06-2007, 06:11 AM
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Maybe he was talking with his hands and put them through the glass.
Old 09-06-2007, 09:12 AM
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he was telling a fishing story and put his hands through the glass lying about how big the fish was. i forgot to say he was a fisherman :-X oops! lol
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He didn't have to be Italian.

Sounds like an ethnic joke to me


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