Girls, Agree ?

15 reasons why it's good 2 be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3 Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

15 is the best you can do?! [sm=confused.gif] Why it's great to be a guy! -

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. You know stuff about tanks.
4. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5. Monday Nite Football.
6. You don't have to monitor your friends sex lives.
7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
8. You can open all your own jars.
9. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
10. Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.
11. When clicking through the channel, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
12. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
13. All your orgasms are real.
14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
15. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
16. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
17. You understand why stripes is funny.
18. You can go to the bathroom with out a support group.
19. Your last name stays put.
20. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
22. You can kill your own food.
23. The garage is all yours.
24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
25. You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
26. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
27. You never have to clean the toilet.
28. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
30. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be you friend.
32. Our underwear is £10 for a three pack.
33. The National College Cheerleading Championship
34. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
35. You don't have to shave below your neck.
36. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every nite.
37. If your 34 and single nobody notices.
38. You can write your name in the snow.
39. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
40. Everything on your face stays its original color.
41. Chocolate is just another snack.
42. You can be president.
43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
44. Flowers fix everything.
45. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
46. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
48. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
50. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
51. Foreplay is optional.
52. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
55. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
57. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
58. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
59. You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking (He must be mad at me)
60. The world is your urinal.
61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
62. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
63. Hot wax never comes near you pubic area.
64. One mood, all the time.
65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
66. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just to skeevy.
67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
68. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
69. Same work....more pay.
70. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
71. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
72. Wedding Dress £2000; Tux rental £100.
73. You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
75. You don't mooch off others' desserts.
76. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
77. The remote is yours and yours alone.
78. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them.
79. ESPN's sports center.
80. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
81. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.
82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
84. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell you friends you've changed.
86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*#k it!"
88. If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
89. Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary.
90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your not in the mood.
92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
93. If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
94. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
96. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
97. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"
99. Baywatch
100. There is always a game on somewhere.

wow, Nexus, you just got owned.

Cap I hereby second that. Wow!
I would like to watch...er see more wimmin at the field tho.

There's ONE reason it's great to be a man...

WOMEN!!!

Or have some of you guys tried the alternative? [X(]

Thank gawd for the female sex. If I had to date/marry my own gender, I'd shoot myself first!

Dr.1

Nexus,
You've been served! Oh yeeeeeeah!

I take it your single.Still or Again is that..

Ouch! I thoroughly enjoy their company, just wouldn't like to be one.... maybe 100 reasons was a bit harsh (if it's any consolation they were copied & pasted [X(])

Don't believe me? Check my profile photo (i'm the one in the wig lol)

Hey Nexus, here's 10 more...from the wife.

I can ohh and ahh over cuddly animals without imagining them hanging on the wall.
I can get out of anything with a few well-placed tears.
I don't have to buy flowers.
I can take a friend to dinner without expecting sex.
Chocolate really CAN replace anything.
Work/stay home - I have a choice.
I can read a map AND ask for directions without an eyebrow being raised.
I can think of my own reasons. [sm=wink.gif]
"Blonde" works for women.
Multiples...need I say more? [sm=sunsmiley.gif]

Dr.1's Wife

My jaws are aching from laughing. (MJAAFL).....[8D]

lmao they are funny!!! this shows you the different aswell :P



Lmao look what else ive found:





Ryan.

Owned ? Meaning what exactly. Don't leave me lonely here.

You don't date much, do you Ryan?

Dr.1

Owned? It's an American thing, like 4'th of July or drive through cash machines.

" like 4'th of July or drive through cash machines " Sorry i must be Dumber & blonder than you thought. Still non the wiser.

Dont even think about "Matching collars and cuffs ?" heard it all before.

Sounds more like a childish macho thing. Some guys just "can't handle the truth." [8D]

Dr.1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owned - there, that's the best i can do. It's something americans seem to say a lot, hence the 4'th July & drive through cash machines bit - second nature in the US, just confusing to most of us brits.

"Dont even think about "Matching collars and cuffs ?" heard it all before" huh, now i'm confused.

Mee tooo but I think I like it.

Is that anything like "matching carpet and drapes"? I'm lost to the metaphor...

Dr.1

This is becoming tedious. Naturally blonde. You guys really are out the loop.

YOU started the thread, Nexus. Besides, I'm on your side.

Dr.1

"This is becoming tedious. Naturally blonde. You guys really are out the loop."

Subtle hints don't work, we are guys remember. I guess "spelling it out" might have been a bit inapropriate, but at least we (I) wouldn't be confused.

That's reason #101

Lets study post #2 in detail item by item.

1.The Telephone:
Men see the telephone as some form of communication tool.
They use the telephone to send short messages to other people.
A woman however can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
After 30 secons a male's vocabulary is exhausted.

2. Movies:
Every single actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene.
This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man.
Just about the only actor who has ever appeared nude in the movies is Richard Gere.
This is another reason for most men to hate him.