Saudia Arabia's Navy begins work on their new submarine program.

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Captain, I can't read the approach speed in this here manual, is that 130 or 180?

I don't get this picture...

How did they get the boat out of the water and turned around like that?

pilot (a few seconds earlier): "hey watch this. I saw this on the dukes of hazzard once."
co-pilot (after): "hey, when did we get the horn that plays dixie installed?"

Geez, that new 747 can eat a whole field full of grass, and in short order too.

"what did i tell ya bill? Don't ever, ever, ever let them put a canal through our airport!"

Didn't quite make it !!!!!!!!

I seen one of these in the army once, They called it a straddle trench!!!!

Yet, another reason not to fly business class.

Hanz, did u install the brake pads backwards again??

we are gonna have to reenforce our new ramp.....

I just wanted a drink before takeoff!!

Looks like they've had enough to drink.

You can lead a 747 to water, but you can't make it drink.

Yet another refusal at the water hazard...

Or

Midnight at the Oasis...

That moat contractor cant read a print......around the airport not through it