Your Choice Today Would Be ?
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08-01-2003, 06:29 AM
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the difference, the one that says "****" only costs $200 per ride, and you only have to see it when you want to, and the one that says "virgin" costs several hundred thousand to ride, and your stuck with it for life
08-22-2003, 05:59 AM
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I'm guessing they must be really happy with their "Frequent Flier' programs. I wonder if they do it in miles, or inches though......
First Class: Absolutely stunning woman who serves drinks and a whole lot more (all included in your fare of course)
Business Class: Where the CEO's take their hot 20 somethin secretaries on business trips.
Economy class: A magazine and a wet nap.
What do ya suppose the inflight movies would be about?
Flight Attendants would come down the aisle with the beverage cart, and offer "Coffee, Spanish Fly, or Viagra?"
Would redefine the terms:
"Layovers would actually be a verb, not just a noun, not to mention enjjoyable"
"stuck at the terminal"
"were number 10 in line for arrival, seems we had a couple of premature emergency landings"
"The captain has turned off the fasten seatbelts sign, and if we do not experience natural turbulence, he can make some happen:
" In the event of an unplanned sexual encounter, a condom will drop down from the overhead storage bin. If you are travelling with a partner, put yours on first, then theirs.
Instead of cabin lights, they have a disco ball, concert light system and a series of tables and poles, and AC/DC and Motley Crew music playing. The preflight checklist, emergency procedures, and the in-flight commentary would all be done by the copilot, who doubles as a DJ ("Hey Fellas, lets hear it for our lovely ladies, and dont forget to tip your flight attendants, and oh yea, for those who actually care where we are, out the left side of the cabin youll see the Twin Peaks, oh wait, shes over on the other side of the cabin at the moment, I dont know where in the heck we are"
And would they let you smoke on or after that flight (for you smokers)?
See what happens when you get callled into work at 230 AM......
First Class: Absolutely stunning woman who serves drinks and a whole lot more (all included in your fare of course)
Business Class: Where the CEO's take their hot 20 somethin secretaries on business trips.
Economy class: A magazine and a wet nap.
What do ya suppose the inflight movies would be about?
Flight Attendants would come down the aisle with the beverage cart, and offer "Coffee, Spanish Fly, or Viagra?"
Would redefine the terms:
"Layovers would actually be a verb, not just a noun, not to mention enjjoyable"
"stuck at the terminal"
"were number 10 in line for arrival, seems we had a couple of premature emergency landings"
"The captain has turned off the fasten seatbelts sign, and if we do not experience natural turbulence, he can make some happen:
" In the event of an unplanned sexual encounter, a condom will drop down from the overhead storage bin. If you are travelling with a partner, put yours on first, then theirs.
Instead of cabin lights, they have a disco ball, concert light system and a series of tables and poles, and AC/DC and Motley Crew music playing. The preflight checklist, emergency procedures, and the in-flight commentary would all be done by the copilot, who doubles as a DJ ("Hey Fellas, lets hear it for our lovely ladies, and dont forget to tip your flight attendants, and oh yea, for those who actually care where we are, out the left side of the cabin youll see the Twin Peaks, oh wait, shes over on the other side of the cabin at the moment, I dont know where in the heck we are"
And would they let you smoke on or after that flight (for you smokers)?
See what happens when you get callled into work at 230 AM......
08-22-2003, 10:22 AM
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LOL
OOOOOH Steve,
too funny !
In the famous words of the comedian George Carlin,
"Please return the stewardess to her original upright position."
And to the command "put your seat back foreward" he said, "lady, I don't bend that way!"
OOOOOH Steve,
too funny !
In the famous words of the comedian George Carlin,
"Please return the stewardess to her original upright position."
And to the command "put your seat back foreward" he said, "lady, I don't bend that way!"
