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We could all get together and make a merkin [X(]

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four score and seven years from now, tracy and moma lincoln (seven times removed) will be running tracy's new airline. it will be called "honest tracy and his stargazerbunny jet". he will specialize in playboy bunnies and anyone who can name drop gets 10% off airfare. i even see space station troubleshooting divisions. a lot of duct tape will be kept in the freezer in that dept. prepreg will be a houshold word. tracy will even be marketing airfreshener with the scent of prepreg. all i can say is i am with matt, WHAT A THREAD and i mean WHAT A THREAD. i have been laughing for days. oh well got to get back to work on the perpetual motion machine and comet watching. i got my purple cape and a new pair of china made black sneakers. keepem coming tracy. out, barry

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I'm a member of Merkin Fitters Local 52, we'll picket any place that tries to hire non-union scabs. We have a big inflatable rat we will park outside your place, trust me, it's not worth it.
For QUALITY merkins that last, use union labor.

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I thought JetJoe had a "Merkin" in the works!

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I am also floored by the David Soul reference. It's PRICELESS. And completely without guile, totally straight, that's what makes it so great.

U2fast, don't forget your pocket full of quarters, that is an ESSENTIAL thing to pay your way to your place behind the comet.

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Ok, who is David Soul?

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http://www.davidsoul.org/gallery/DSSOULLPF.jpg
http://www.davidsoul.org/merchandise...skyhutch03.jpg

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Thanks Gary.

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I am dieing over here... bout fell out.

hahahahahhah

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I had a story I was gonna post as "a way to lie" and get you guys to
believe it, but I read the other post Tracy made and forgot it.

I'll get back to you!

RN

it was something about famous people and places, being drunk,
and, well you get the idea, I would have bought it if you said they
where drunk!

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Gary-

I sure as hell hope that you didn't pull that from your album collection, If so I might start pitting a little further away..LOL..

Also hope someone had presence of mind to rush over and cover David Souls mouth with a handkerchief so he could check out with the insecticide spill and all!!

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Tom,
Don't worry, I got the pics of an internet search to answer strawboss. I didn't know he had a singing career.[sm=surprised.gif]
BTW in his TV series, did he play Starchy or Hupp? :D

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Ok,
Reviewing Post 60 you are correct. I will more correctly say that 12 of the controllers have agreed to pay me 7% of their back pay, so I will get $70,000 from that. I anticipate more of the 28 total people will give me a "thank you" reward, so it may even be more than $100,000. Only time will tell.

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What a coincidence! My buddy in San Jose, who was married to Veronica just responded to my E-mail of three weeks ago. Says he was in Hawaii on vacation. We will have our 30 year high school reunion next August. I told him we can arrive in the Playboy Jet, pass over the gathering at 350MPH, and have a limo pick us up at the airport. Of course, if I am dating a Playmate then she'll be in the back seat instead, and Jeff will have to find his own damn ride.

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Naw, the spill was in the stock room, and with a huge store you couldn't even smell it. I think it was just a legal precaution. They probably figured he was rich enough so wouldn't sue them.

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Ok,
Call me stupid, but what the hell is a "merkin".
Also, just got a call from a guy in Kansas who wants one of the kits to put a turbine in it. It won't be long now that you'll all be eatin' crow (well, except a couple of you).

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Google it, you'll laugh your ass off that such a thing exists.

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I think this is the first multi page thread that I've read from start to finish totally captivated.... Great Nite time read, cant wait to see tomorrow's additions :)

Luis

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We were going to give that name as a callsign to a dude until the CC got wind of what it actually was.

Luis

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Oh, you laugh, but to those of us who are Pubically Folically Challenged(PFC), it's no laughing matter. You don't know the locker room shame Smoothies have to face.

I was at a fundraiser for PFC Sufferers the other day, you know who I sat next to?

DAVID SOUL.
Who also suffers from PFC. We talked merkins for a bit, you know, guy stuff, whether or not the merkin needs to match your eyebrow color, or if you can just go with whatever color your mood is in that day, merkin glues(turned him on to Hysol, though holding the merkin in place overnight to dry is a pain), all that kind of thing. He was not stuck up at all. Smelled like insecticide, though, which was weird...

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So, I have a question, is this Tracy for real? Does he seriously believe what he says, and does he for even one minute think anyone in this thread is taking him seriously? I'm at a loss, I thought stuff like this only happened in the movies!

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Think of it as free entertainment Jeremy.

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I'd like to know what part you don't believe. Some things I can provide proof of, others not, unless you want to track down David Soul and ask him.

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ET....your a has been dude. Tracy is the new King Of The Hill !!!

You go Tracy.

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Ya that's the ticket.........I'm sitting here take'in a break with ehhhh.........Shhh......Ya Shhharon Stone, who is my jet building partner......, sipping on a martini and she confirmed the David Soul story.........................

This is undoubtedly the best yet here on RCU....Simply FANTASTIC.....I can hardly wait until next year when the Bunnyjet is complete and flying.

John