Four INCHES of snow? You crybaby!!!

Definitely not Texas


If a couple of inches of snow falls to the ground, and it closes all the schools and most of the businesses, you might be in Texas.

B.L.E. How many foamies did you crash to get that picture?

Three. Everyting's bigger in Texas you know.

Truthfully though, that's a computer simulation of what Texas would look like if bull excrement was white.

Edit- auto edit didn't like my first draft

Dare I say if it were bull poop, you're a few feet short.

It's raining here so I'm grounded. I did promise myself to glue all the 'need glue stuff' on my workbench and remove so I'd have a place to add more 'need glue' stuff. That's the drawback of having lots of different glue. The wife always finds something that needs to be glued and puts it on my workbench. I don't know why this is. Although I think its an attempt at reverse psychology. Maybe she thinks if she gives me enough to keep me busy I'll be tired before the important things are ready for glue.


On the positive side, it gives me reason to buy new, improved, and exotic glue.

Hold on to your hats, it's too late to save your boots.

How did you get that picture of my X-wife !!!! ????????