You can pick your nose. You can pick your friends. You just can't pick your friend's nose!

It didn't stop my teenager from trying though!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

man who passes airport turnstile sideways - going to bangkok .

I don't fly 3D, I fly 3C: cover, crouch, crash

'ladies and gentlemen , we will be landing shortly . please return the hostess to the upright position and thats no way to treat a tray table '

It worked great till I fixed it.

I resemble that comment!

Nobody wants to see a crash but, nobody wants to miss one either.

If that wasn't true NASCAR would be out of business!

NASCAR has loaned a One Liner to the Wiener Dog Races too:

"Some come for the crashes"

He who walks behind a moving car gets exhausted

This kind of follows RCNUT75 comment: If you aren't the leader of the pack the scenery is always the same!

woman wanted, good looks not important, must have RC airplanes, please send pictures of planes.

Flying, because golf, baseball, basketball, soccer and football takes only one ball.

Here in Eastern NC when the motor quits it "comes uncranked"

So does that mean when they are running they are cranky?

Few women admit their age; even fewer men act it.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

All very funny. That top one is absolutely perfect. About 3 weeks ago, I could not find what I did with my glasses, bifocal and needed for distant RC flying. Left eye is 20-10 and right eye is 20-30. I have looked and looked for the glasses. I finally took out my spare ones, contacted my eye Doctor, was set up to get new pair. Had a check-up about 3 months ago so I was just getting another pair. NEVER be without glasses because then it will be a perfect day to RC.
Yesterday I was in my barn workshop. Needed to get some small screws in a rack in a large set of racks. Then I wondered what was in a box about 9" square. Opened it and saw some boxes of new servos purchased before Christmas. Wondered what was in that rolled-up cloth. YEP there were my glasses. I then remembered that I had placed them in the box for safe keeping while I worked on a model using me close-in el-cheapo glasses (plastics).
Really rather funny. Found 'em yesterday and here I read your article today. THANKS

Itil fit in the car better now.

"I'm not superstitious ..... but ..... I'm a little 'stitious." "knock on balsa"

others that I DO NOT take credit for but love.

"Take off's are optional, landings are mandatory"

"Helicopters don't fly, they beat the air into submission"

"I had a mid air collision with the ground"

It's one of those new reusable airplanes it comes with the black plastic trashbag!

If it takes Full Power to Taxi - your Landing Gear is Up.

Seen a warning label on youtube "WARNING RC AIRPLANE PILOT, IF I DUCK U SHOULD RUN!"