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Old 10-28-2013, 03:23 PM
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You can pick your nose. You can pick your friends. You just can't pick your friend's nose!
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Old 10-29-2013, 04:29 AM
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You can pick your nose. You can pick your friends. You just can't pick your friend's nose!
It didn't stop my teenager from trying though!
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Old 10-30-2013, 02:58 PM
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Old 11-06-2013, 08:18 PM
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man who passes airport turnstile sideways - going to bangkok .
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Old 11-07-2013, 12:56 PM
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I don't fly 3D, I fly 3C: cover, crouch, crash
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Old 11-11-2013, 07:18 AM
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'ladies and gentlemen , we will be landing shortly . please return the hostess to the upright position and thats no way to treat a tray table '
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Old 11-11-2013, 05:26 PM
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It worked great till I fixed it.
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Old 11-12-2013, 06:28 AM
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It worked great till I fixed it.
I resemble that comment!
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Old 12-08-2013, 02:36 PM
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Nobody wants to see a crash but, nobody wants to miss one either.
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Old 12-09-2013, 07:47 AM
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Nobody wants to see a crash but, nobody wants to miss one either.
If that wasn't true NASCAR would be out of business!
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Old 12-09-2013, 08:22 AM
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NASCAR has loaned a One Liner to the Wiener Dog Races too:

"Some come for the crashes"
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Old 12-15-2013, 07:20 AM
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He who walks in front of a moving car gets tired!!!

He who walks behind a moving car gets exhausted
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Old 12-16-2013, 07:08 AM
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This kind of follows RCNUT75 comment: If you aren't the leader of the pack the scenery is always the same!

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Old 12-23-2013, 09:33 AM
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woman wanted, good looks not important, must have RC airplanes, please send pictures of planes.
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Old 12-26-2013, 05:48 PM
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Flying, because golf, baseball, basketball, soccer and football takes only one ball.
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Old 02-13-2014, 09:39 AM
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Here in Eastern NC when the motor quits it "comes uncranked"
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Old 02-13-2014, 02:36 PM
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Here in Eastern NC when the motor quits it "comes uncranked"
So does that mean when they are running they are cranky?
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Old 02-17-2014, 10:48 PM
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Few women admit their age; even fewer men act it.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
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Old 02-18-2014, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by iflircaircraft View Post
You'll always find something as soon as you stop looking.
You'll find something you lost in the last place you look.
It's probably right where you left it.

An exacto knife will always fall point down.

A power Drill will always land on the point of the bit!

C/A glue will always flow toward your finger(s)

Tight is TIGHT..too tight is Broke

You will never file a flat spot in the correct spot.

the hmuan brian is amzaing...if the frist and lsat letters are corerct and all the lerttes are present , one can raed it.
All very funny. That top one is absolutely perfect. About 3 weeks ago, I could not find what I did with my glasses, bifocal and needed for distant RC flying. Left eye is 20-10 and right eye is 20-30. I have looked and looked for the glasses. I finally took out my spare ones, contacted my eye Doctor, was set up to get new pair. Had a check-up about 3 months ago so I was just getting another pair. NEVER be without glasses because then it will be a perfect day to RC.
Yesterday I was in my barn workshop. Needed to get some small screws in a rack in a large set of racks. Then I wondered what was in a box about 9" square. Opened it and saw some boxes of new servos purchased before Christmas. Wondered what was in that rolled-up cloth. YEP there were my glasses. I then remembered that I had placed them in the box for safe keeping while I worked on a model using me close-in el-cheapo glasses (plastics).
Really rather funny. Found 'em yesterday and here I read your article today. THANKS
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Old 03-17-2014, 04:05 PM
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Itil fit in the car better now.
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Old 03-19-2014, 08:21 PM
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Helicopters can't fly, they're just so ugly that the earth repels them.
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Old 03-27-2014, 05:54 AM
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"I'm not superstitious ..... but ..... I'm a little 'stitious." "knock on balsa"

others that I DO NOT take credit for but love.

"Take off's are optional, landings are mandatory"

"Helicopters don't fly, they beat the air into submission"

"I had a mid air collision with the ground"
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Old 04-16-2014, 05:34 AM
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It's one of those new reusable airplanes it comes with the black plastic trashbag!
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Old 04-17-2014, 07:37 AM
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If it takes Full Power to Taxi - your Landing Gear is Up.
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Old 05-01-2014, 08:24 AM
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Seen a warning label on youtube "WARNING RC AIRPLANE PILOT, IF I DUCK U SHOULD RUN!"
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