I know a guy who is so short that he broke his leg when he fell off a stepladder... picking strawberries.

ROTFLMMFAO

Now that's great!

Where ever you go,there you are.

That boy flies tighter than a camel's ***** in a wind storm!

Well there's your problem

And here I thought I thought that one up all by my self. I guess I will have to retire that tag line and find a new one. Can’t have two of us using it… it could get quite confusing… hahaha

that is by far my favorite line

Wherever you go there you are Clint Blacks finest.. Bottle of scotch whiskey not very smooth like snatebike gire from the medicine man...

Plane in one piece+empty fuel jug=great day![sm=shades_smile.gif]

Two guys golfing and the one that hit the longest drive tells the other guy he heard they are building a new mall, the other one says where at , the long drive guy says between my ball and yours.

I went to a mountain top to meditate and hear answers to which there were no logical questions.


It reminded me of Jeopardy.

Churchill said "Give us the tools and we'll finish the job"

As a lecturer in an engineering college I put up a notice,

"Give us the job and we'll finish the tools"

This notice lasted a couple of years until the Principal noticed.




old git - - - - aka John L.

Me: "Doctor, it hurts when I touch myself on the shoulder."
Doc: "Does it? What else?"
Me: "I also hurt when I touch my knee and my leg and my forehead! What do you think is wrong with me?"
Doc: "I think you finger is broken..."

While I was at the doctor's office, I wanted to talk about some strange dreams I've been having. I told him, "Last night I dreamed I was a teepee. Than I dreamed I was a wigwam, then a teepee, and then a wigwam again!"

He tells me, "I think you're two tents."

How many helicopter pilots does it take to paint a house?




It depends on how hard you throw them.



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What's the difference between a helicopter and an onion?


Nobody cries when you chop up a helicopter...

From another forum, as well as very cliche:

Gimme a cap, and make it snappy!

why me!?!?!?!?!

You can never be insulted by someone whom you don't respect.

What's the range a a 2.4 GHz system?


20 yards if you've got a good arm

I got an airplane for my wife,,,

best trade I ever made!

Two rc Speed Nuts:

"So....why do you think your plane went down this arvo?"
"Dunno,, Maybe i was going faster than my radio signal?"

no dude, up is that way

" Flying that thing, I was sweatin' like a fat chick at her sister's wedding." Rick

another name for female pilot,Flight Box