He who walks in front of a moving car gets tired!!!

saw this on a yard sign

god put me here to accomplish certain things- i'm so far behind, i'll never die

Building my wife's inheritance, One airplane at a time.

Milton

bout as useful as a windshield wiper on a ducks ass
hows that working for ya(cant tell) oh you can tell me

boom headshot

If you cannot afford two, don't buy one.

Would you be a pal and run over to my field box and grab that runway stretcher for me? Make sure you grab the ones with the purple handles and not the blue colored ones!

Hefty bags are ok, but I am a GLAD bag man myself.


Your hearts on channel 52 while your mind is dialed to channel 18!


If my flying don't impress you...than just wait till you see how good I crash!


Hey its a damn good thing I was flying your plane and not mine when that happened.[>:]

me n a buddy of mine was at the bar he's a chubby redheaded kid he asks this totally hot blonde to dance she was like pffft ya right with you ?
he comes back with NO! you misunderstood me I said you look fat in those pants!

You can never be insulted by someone that you don't respect

" <span style="font-size: larger">People have more fun than anybody" !

"Ain' nothing like a good Bean" !</span></p>

said: You heard of the new blade mcx heli?
reply: Oh, yay I got that. I do 3d stuf in 20mph winds with that machine! Nice loops and...
said: Oh, yay. I'll bet.

woaw, that was deep. Did you get that from a fortune cookie?

With regard to engine power;

More is good, lots is better and, too much is just about right!

Before buddy boxes where available:


Instructor: You ok?
Trainee: Yeah, I got it
Instructor: You sure?
Trainee:Yeah, I got it
Instructor: Gimmee the box
Trainee: I got it
Instructor tugs on transmitter
Trainee won't give up transmitter and insists "I got it"
Plane hits ground and trainee says "now I really got it .........in pieces"

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Two fliers show up with the same ARF......both take off and are doing the pattern and the Older of the two comments on well his plane is flying. The younger guy says, funny, your plane crashed 5 minutes ago!!


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Anytime you read a fortune cookie add "in bed" to the end of the fortune.

you cannot schedule stupid

I ate a big bowl of ooops this morning I guess.

A pilot is doing a full throttle knife edge really low to the ground at a large scale freestyle competition, when the wingtip catches the ground... The wise guy says "I told you the wings were too long"

My favorite is:

IF life deals you a lemon... do what i do... make a whisky sour.....

he's so cheap he could squeeze the beaver s**t out of a nickel..

I'm so far behind i think i'm in first place....

The only time you have too much fuel is when your on fire!

When one engine fails on a two engine plane, you always have enough power to get to the scene of the crash.

No one has ever collided with the sky!

Speed is life, altitude is life insurance.

Airspeed, altitude, brains and luck. At least 2 are needed for a successful flight.


Larry

Uhm your mind did'nt come with the background music,? Well look on the bright side , you don't have to argue with the voices in your head.

After trying to fit my hand thru the spinning prop recently, I saw this and made it my new slogan:
STUPID OUGHTTA HURT!

I talk to myself...

Then I start arguing with myself....

Then I lose the arguements....

You cannot legislate away stupidity.