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Now I KNOW you are running sea stories...Zylon and my Dad belong to the same golf club, Preakness Hills, and play together all the time. I asked my Dad to ask him, and Zylon says he has NEVER heard of you. So forgive me if I think you are maybe telling a few fibs here...

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I did not say I know the Great Zylon (perhaps Tracy does!)!! I said that his second cousin knows the guy I know!

Get it straight!!! Only Tracy knows everyone important!!!

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Nonetheless, the Greys are upset and will be picking you up for interrogation this evening. May I suggest Marvel Mystery Oil as a prelube?

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I just watched a DVD entitled "Pauly Shore is Dead". It is pretty funny, I recommend it if you get a chance. My high school buddy, Jeff Hewitt, (who was married to Veronica Gamba) did a comedy routine at "The Comedy Store", which is owned by Pauly Shore's mother. He said they normally only let first timers on stage for about 15 minutes but he ended up staying on for about 45. He said that guy who does Family Feud (not the guy from Hogan's Heroes, but the fat one, I think his name is Andy) and a few other well known comics were watching him, and they were all saying "who is this guy". Jeff was also on the Gong Show, and did a routine called "Lizard on my Head", and he had an Iguana on his head. I never saw it, so I don't know what the routine was. Did any of you see it?

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No, but I have an autographed 8x10 of Werner Klemperer hanging over my bed...

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Tracy, perhaps you can answer this: why do the Greys think that the buttocks is the USB port to the human body?

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Curtis, I hear it work quite well .... here is our friend Don right after he enjoyed some Marvel Mystery Oil ... Might work for Tracey also ... ;)

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He has that "come hither" look that makes me want to go yon.
That Marvel, well, it stings a little, but I does leave that wint-o-green smell afterwards...

Wocketman, remember a USB port is a two-way street...consider for a moment...are they UPLOADING data as well as downloading?

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Are there any airline pilots on here that know what is going on with hiring at the different companies and any advice on getting hired with 1,000 hours and 100 twin time?

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Most of the major airlines have all sorts of psychological screening today before they hire you, so I don't know if you want to go that route. I know a guy who flies an Antonov-14 into Angola every other week, he just needs a guy with some sort of valid ID, no record with Interpol , who does not ask a lot of questions, to ride along with him...interested?

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I guess the warp hop from Orion to the Pleiades is out of the question then for Tracy, eh?

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Depends. If the Ouiji board says it's okay, thus it shall be. The Orionese take great stock in their giant Ouiji board.

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Really?????

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Well...it's not above the bed...but I do have an autographed headshot of Werner, who passed away a few years ago. Don't ask how I got it!

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What does psychological screening have to do with me getting, or not getting, hired? Is there some reason you think that what I have said is too unbelievable, so I must be off a little? All of it is true. Anyway, where does the flight into Angola originate? Is it a dangerous situation? Not too many questions but is it government, or mercenary? What does it pay?

Also, I just remembered another, quite trivial, fact. A lady I went to high school with, Anna Miller, is married to the President of the "Gap" clothing stores. They live in Burlingame, Ca. I think they met when she worked at the Gap in the Dayton Mall, Dayton, Ohio in the late '70s. By the way, the identifier for the Burlingame airport is 4Q2. LOL

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Out of all the drivel in this thread, that really rocks!

Shuuulllttttzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!


ROFLMAO!!!! - Bait for the Grays????????

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When your as fine as Kelly Preston, it doesn't matter if you .come.
with a Warranty.

RE: Glascat
 

I'm not a pilot, I'm a sim tech, but unless you have at least 5000hrs turbine time & 2000 PIC then you probably wont get a look in over here.


By the way, my neighbour asked me about the strange lights in the sky last week, he said it had a green light, a red light & a couple of white flashing lights at the back of it, & looked like it could light the ground up as it slowly moved along at night.........

Was this the great Zylon looking for unlucky people to probe ?[sm=spinnyeyes.gif]

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Nah, probably just looking for a couple of human USB ports to plug into [X(]

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OK, I'll fess up. I have known the aliens for a long time now, and I actually DO know the Great Zylon. He is the brother of Krylon, who started the paint company on Earth. And to answer your question, Mark, there are two reasons they probe the buttocks. One, they have heard Earthlings use the term, "getting the shaft" so they think it is quite humorous, and Two, they have seen the movie, "The Right Stuff", where astronauts get enimas, so they think it is necessary with humans before going into space. I told them I had already been in space, so they didn't have to do it with me, but I didn't tell them it isn't necessary with others, because I think it is humorous too. Keep that in mind if they ever pay you a visit. Anyway, the attached photo was taken about 6 months ago when they took me to the Plato crater, where they have a base, to attend a change of command ceremony. I even got to visit the Hadley Rille Apollo 15 landing site. Pretty cool, since I remember watching the mission as a kid. It is pretty cool how they can set up a mobile force field to contain the atmosphere necessary for our survival, just walk wherever you want to go and it stays with you. I even got to swim in 1/6 gravity, in a pool they have underneath the crater. You can tell the Lunar Prospector mission specialists that when they think they detected water near the poles it was really the water in their underground pools. Who'd ever thunk it?!!

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What, no bunnies there? It would not diminish the story's believability one bit!

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In that pic there off to the right hand side,if you look real closely you can almost see a blurry glimse of the mother ship "Boobalooba 1"as it enters Mach 7

Then if you notice you can see following in close hot pursuit is the Starcat -man what an awesomeeee picture.This is some of the first iron clad proof that life does exist in the outer galaxies!!

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It would also be the very first iron clad proof that a StarCat has actually flown!! HA!!

(definitely SciFi!!!)

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LMAO!!! :D

Is this dude actually thinking he can sell these thangs if he hasn't even put flights on a prototype after all these years??So NOT one of these has ever flown huh?Based on the pic I saw the maiden wouldnt last before the horizontal stab was a crispy critter,I hope he has atleast re-designed this ?