RE: Glascat
 

legend in his own mind!:D

RE: Glascat
 

Hey I never said I was a legend, that was someone else. I'm just an experienced pilot who's going to be flying a Playmate around in the StarJet with a fat wallet in my pocket.

RE: Glascat
 

This one??

RE: Glascat
 

Fat wallet... or fat playmate??

RE: Glascat
 

What magazine that you subscribe to did you get HER out of? Fatmate International? Why do you collect these photos?
Please don't tell me, I don't even want to know.

RE: Glascat
 

Actually I subscribe to this thread and got it here: http://www.rcuniverse.com/forum/fb.asp?m=3658897
Sorry, I couldn't resist:)
She used be a test pilot and pulled a few too many "G"s.
Now she is a "G" string tester.

RE: Glascat
 

Merry Christmas to all you guys and ESPECIALLY to Tracy and your "Large Marge" girl friend pictured in post number 329. Tracy: don't let her get to the Christmas buffet table before you do tomorrow, or you'll be going hungry!!!

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Well, I just got Ellen Travolta's phone number from Duane Hagadone's assistant. I'll give her a call tommorrow and see if I can go and show her the StarJet. I think she is single too! Hey, I could become John Travolta's brother-in-law! Wish me luck.

Another bit of trivia I forgot about. The mother of my other high school friend, Skip, (who lived two houses down from me in Kettering, Ohio) used to babysit Martin Sheen in Dayton, Ohio. She died of lung cancer in 1977. I just talked to him the other day. If I ever meet Charlie Sheen at the Playboy Mansion I can say, "hey, Charlie, my buddie's mom used to babysit your dad in Dayton!"

RE: Glascat
 

On the previous post that is I just talked to Skip the other day, not Martin Sheen.

Speaking of John Travolta, I just remembered that my mom's cousin's daughter, Lynn Donaldson, in Lewistown, Montana, was a Location Assistant on the Travolta movie, "Broken Arrow" where some of the scenes were filmed in Montana. She is in the credits, and I believe she got to dance with John at a party. I'll have to mention that trivia to Ellen. Maybe Lynn will get to see John again at our wedding. LOL.

RE: Glascat
 

You know.. A class mate of mine in high school, was the sound guy in the same movie.. weard uhhh..

btw.. many of the members here on RCU fly REAL AIRLINERS.... One guy, who we all know Flys F-18s !!
another Flew F4s over cuba at Mach 1.2 at 400 feet...

so I don't really think all your conections are going to impress many of the these readers...
oh... a hand full of them.. (you will never know who) could buy and sell John Travolta all day long..

fyi

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This was funny...............ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!![sm=lol.gif]

Jackjet

RE: Glascat
 

Actually Eddie.. I can't imagine anyone even believing any of this nonsense.

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I work with a guy whose cousin knows a friend who was abducted, late last Thurday evening, by a super-luminal mother-ship from planet Claire (yes, they came from there!). He was anally probed, as you would expect during a typical abduction. But he just found out last night that the Gray who performed the probing was actually the second cousin of Zylon The Great - the actual leader of the Clone army during the Rebellion two thousand and twenty six years ago near the Orion star system!! REALLY!!!

Who'd have guessed that, huh?

Seems he enjoyed the probing and has since agreed to get married to the alien memory wipe specialist that was assigned to his probing. She has a sister who is the starship's captain's mistress! WEIRD!!!

Coincidence? I THINK NOT! [X(]

RE: Glascat
 

LMAO!! :D


This is greatttt stuff! Havent had such a damn good laugh on RCU since Bryce & Johnny's thread awhile back!!:)

Steve

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Hey Steve, this is serious bid-ness!!! ;)

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Hey WoK

Did I tell ya I started dating Jessica Simpson last week?? YEAHH she has the hots for me ,she says I'm a much better lover than Nick was ;)

Prior to Jessica I was messing around with Britney Spears right before she got married

RE: Glascat
 

Who would want to buy John Travolta, and what would you do with him after you did? That is really wierd.

RE: Glascat
 

I wonder if he comes with a warranty?

RE: Glascat
 

Hmmm dont care if he comes with a Warranty.I just wanna know if Kelly Preston comes with a Warranty?ohhh LALA

RE: Glascat
 

Damn.....she told me that last night.......:(

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Damnnnnn and here I thought that ONLY Britney got around :eek:

RE: Glascat
 

I can see the first lier hasn't got a chance in this thread.

RE: Glascat
 

I can see the hip waders ain't gonna work anymore. Gettin tooooo deeepppp.

RE: Glascat
 

LOL

We all just wanna be as well known/famous as Tracy is and be surrounded by big hootered playboy vixens in thongs & string bikini's all day !! Man why cant we get so lucky? [&o]

RE: Glascat
 

Eddie Weeks is, of course, talking about ME when he refers to "people who could buy and sell John Travolta all day long"...I just bought Lee Majors last week(he was a bargain at an auction, it was an impulse purchase, stuck my hand up and everybody else stopped bidding, what can I say?) and had him gutted...I mounted his head on a plaque in my study, it's kinda cool...
Now, if I bought John Travolta, here's what I would do with him...
I would use a spoon to give him a lobotomy so that all he could say was:
"You know what they call a Big Mac in France? LE Big Mac!"
And then I would dress him up in a jockey suit, with his arm sticking out holding a lantern, and I would glass him from head to toe so only his mouth could move, and put him on my porch. I'd wire him to my doorbell, so that any time someone rang, ol' John would shout "You know what they call a Big Mac in France? LE Big Mac!" That would be so cool.
Just what I would do if I bought John Travolta. Since you asked.