ITPNN update

TIMTAM has applied for affiliaton with THQ. THQ asked why and were told it was because of WHAT, WHERE and HOW.
After due consideration THQ declined, quoting a little known section of their bylaws:
Stop Organisations Dependant On Farcical Fantasies , (SODOFF)

ITPNN UPDATE

THQ announced a new marketing initiative : Buy Expensive Scale Tanks, (BEST)
ITPNN asked WHAT for comment and Tanker 447 replied that WHERE was launching it's own program: DOA Overhaul Handbook, (DOH)

HOLD IT you cant use an acronym inside another acronym thats SLRDA (Second Level ReDirected Acronyms) and they are not possible for HL tanks due to bus size limitations of their system boards.

You know all this would make for a great Monty Python, Holy Grail type of tank humour!

"It's just a Rabbit [Hen Long]...Arhhhh!" -(from English pikeman severely mauled by said 'Rabbit')-

Which Tank would be the "Holy Grail" anyway???

ChrisJI said "what is the Tamiya Groups name" and that is just plain wrong! What is the HL group name!
Who's on first? WHAT am I doing here? WHERE am I? I'm out of BB's! Everything is getting dimmer! Wha......Mom? Is that you, Mom?

Bring out your dead Tamiyas! Bring out your dead Tamiyas! "Wait, it's not dead yet!" Damn, I'm out of BB's!

ITPNN NEXS FLASH (Monty Python Style)

THQ decided to reconsider the approach from WHAT, they are allowed to join if they provide THQ with a SHRUBBERY (with a path down the middle so you get the 2 level effect), also WHAT must cut down the largest tree in the forest WITH...a Henlong.

At the moment, I'd say Toms FO Elephant, the ultimate 1/16th phallc symbol

Which Tank would be the "Holy Grail" anyway???
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Tanker 447 and the bridge of death.

Bridgekeeper, (Tankduel)
Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Tanker447'
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid'
Bridgekeeper
What is your name?
Tanker 447
My name isTanker 447 of WHAT
Bridgekeeper
What is your quest?
Tanker447
To seek the Holy Grail at 'TAMELOT'
Bridgekeeper
What is the average operational life of a Henlong?
Tanker 447
Well, they're actually good value for money, and with the right care they can last a really long time...aaaaaaaargh

'Tis but a flesh wound! I'll be back soon enough - I'm not afraid...I have an endless supply of circuit boards and a new bunch'a BB's.
I have the Holy Tank of Antioch, assembled over these many years by the Grail Keeper himself!
Now, I am in haste on a quest for a shrubbery! There's never a Shrubber around when you need one!

Roger the shrubber
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'henlong' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
Tanker 447
Did you say 'shrubberies'?
Roger the schrubber
Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is 'Roger the Shrubber'. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.

'Tis a silly place!

I am so glad you have replaced me, for the time being, with the twins. Keep up the good work!

Well at least 447 DOES have a sense of humor.

Is that the best you can muster? I see you haven't matured since I last read your tripe. In six months you will be spewing forth the same bile. There, I've used tripe and bile in the same post - I hope you appreciate it in between showering with your Tamiya tank.

No, you used tripe, bile and spewing in the same post[:-]

Double, double tripe and bile;
Fire burn, and caldron .......what rhymes with bile?

Me thinks 'tis time to adjourn this thread!
But it was great fun!